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I have been trying to keep up with Paul but alas, I can't. Even me, his biggest fan, can't keep up with the mountain of information from Paul's mouth, camera and fingers. 

I would love to say I shall miss delving through the archives of Paul's non-stop life streams for your viewing pleasure.

Perhaps once in a blue moon I'll post an update, when a real corker comes about.

Thanks for (Walsh) watching.

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It's been an exciting weekend fellow Watchers.

First off, Paul made his latest home movie debut in The Walsh Witch Project.  "I'm cold, I'm tired" (1min 34) he mopes, as his awkward shaking low resolution mobile phone video perfects the look. I can almost taste the snot about to cascade from his nostrils as he takes on this magnificent movie in a style only Walshie could embrace.

    

It's enough to make me want to throw up in fear all over again! I vote Paul for the next major British horror movie, I hope he'll consider.

Next up, you'll be shocked to hear that someone (yes you, Robin Blandford) has taken an earlier Walsh Watch comparing Paul to Paris Hilton and turned it to his own ends for blog traffic! I am shocked and appalled that someone would take our adorable Paul and make a mockery of his high flying social life. What is the web coming to?!

And last but not least, a special mention to Niall Larkin. I hear you Niall, I wish people would leave Paul alone too. I'm glad you love him as much as me and the other Walsh Watchers. Thanks for your support - it's good to have you on Team Walsh.

Keep your tips coming in Watchers, I heard a rumour on the grapevine that a new blog may be launching next week. How exciting.

See you next week!

It's been such a long time coming, but finally, Paul's been recognised not only for his wit, charm, quick-thinking, razor-sharp business mind, but also for his good looks. He may only have come tenth this year, but with avid lobbying next year's result will surely be different. Perhaps a Facebook group would galvanise his legions of fans. That's right, Walshie is one of Heat Magazine's top hunks.

Unfortunately, the page seems to have been changed since it was first published. It now features, some bloke called Wentworth, who clearly can't match our Paul, in any department. Whatever anti-Walsh conspiracy that's happening out there, rest assured it'll be dealt with. Thankfully, one of his fans managed to get a screenshot before the page change.

As it's Valentine's day, it seems somehow poetic to post it here:

In an exclusive leaked to me from Paul Walsh himself, I can reveal the Paul Walsh has secretly been behind Obama's fantastic campaigning across the States!

Paul tells me,

It was a great idea, so I had to help out. Hat tip to Obama for getting the messages I came up with across so well.

Secretly though, I think we all knew no-one could have had such a sucessful campaign without Paul being involved somewhere.

Is this the start of Paul's political career. Walshie for Taoiseach?

I wake with sad news. It seems that our hero, Paul Walsh, was lost last night for what seemed like an age in Barcelona. So long it seemed, that I was nearly asleep by the end of the movie.

If that wasn't bad enough, someome has been so cruel as to capitalise on it with a blog post called "5 dopes lost in Barcelona".

Paul - it's Valentine's Day, I still love you. You're not a dope. To everyone else, I leave you with Paul's words, it seems only appropriate:

I wanna see love hearts. Come on.

Sometimes, I just want to weep. Paul is the nicest, most caring man I know. He's in Barcelona at the moment, making sure everyone at 3GSM can have a piece of him.

He's even decided to stay on, just so that everyone gets even more Walsh for their buck! That's just fantastic. Good going Paul!

I'm now staying in Barcelona for an extra night - how could I refuse the clan? How could I deprive them?

Why don't TV people get it? Paul is an incredibly busy guy, what with his empire in Ireland, his enormous efforts in sorting out the industry's trade associations and a hectic social schedule that makes Paris Hilton look lazy. As Paul says,

"I can't believe how I had to spend time to say no to the guy from C4 regarding the TV series Secret Millionaire Flattered I guess."

C'mon people, cut him some slack. And of course, whilst Paul isn't on telly, yet, we have him all to ourselves at countless industry events and socials.

What is it with people not enjoying the constant joy that Paul brings to our otherwise boring, and clearly inept lives?  This post from EirePreneur

Paul is a guy who writes regularly about online privacy and is CEO of Segala, a company developing technology which, among other things, is designed to help you find websites which follow best practices for privacy and copyright.

However, it seems to me that during last night's broadcast Paul crossed the line by invading the privacy of at least one friend. If someone asks you to stop, puts their hand in front of the camera and looks clearly uncomfortable when you refuse is that not a blatant violation of their privacy? I don't presume to know Paul's friends so perhaps I've misread the situation but if someone did likewise to me I'd be very tempted grab their camera phone and dunk it in my drink!"

I don't think the author understands that these people should be unreservedly thankful to Paul, surely, after all he's let them bask in the glow of his reflected glory.  Who wouldn't want to be seen out, drunk, with Paul?  Those lucky, lucky people.

Sorry Walshy Watchers, I'm sad to report that Paul Walsh won't be appearing on C4's Secret Millionaire.  Paul says it'd be too cocky, which is sad. I would have thought that would be right up his street.  Won't you reconsider Paul?  We need you on our TV sets too!  He does say though that he would consider something "similar, but different". I'm sure when the TV execs work out what that is, they'll be sure to give him a call.

Don't panic though, I'm sure we'll be seeing enough of him on all the other feeds we're all subscribed too.  Phew!

Sometimes I just can't stop checking my Twitter, in case a new movie goes up. It's so lucky that Paul Walsh is kind enough to share all his life with everyone all the time. I just don't know how I'd manage without the constant re-enforcement of how great it is to be Paul. I wish I was like that. So giving :~}

Paul Walsh: I'm streaming live right now, come chat! http://qik.com/video/16356 about 10 hours ago
PaulWalsh: I'm streaming live right now, come chat! http://qik.com/video/16351 about 10 hours ago
PaulWalsh: I'm streaming live right now, come chat! http://qik.com/video/16344 about 10 hours ago
Paul Walsh: I'm streaming live right now, come chat! http://qik.com/video/16320 about 11 hours ago